Who is this strange Asian baby we seem to have produced?
I’ve conclusively proved that babies do NOT come in via stork, but this ominously swinging structure outside my hospital room makes me think I was right about going out via crane….
My freshman year roommate once (ha, “once”) took adderall to help her write a paper. She retreated into our bedroom, only to emerge 15 or 20 minutes later to announce, giddily, that she was “so excited to write this paper.” She then repeated this process for a while (sometimes changing the phrasing, but not the sentiment) for several hours.
She…did not write a very good paper.
The point is, I’ve basically been feeling that way all week about working on my book again. (Sorry, I mean: “working” on my “book” “again”). Except, instead of adderall, I have…Bones?
It’s hard to say which of us made/is making the more foolish decision.
Siri and I are having some communication problems.
I would like to raise awareness for people who can’t open their mouths wide.
Every sandwich order ends in bullshit. I can never get burritos, only burrito bowls. I cannot attend taco parties.
Sigh. It’s all so trueeeeee
TOKIO makes out with furniture..
TOKIO tries to find different realistic-looking objects, that are actually made of chocolate in a room
Japan remains decades ahead of the United States in the nonscripted television department.
Three words: No. Standing. Army.
Okay, I take it back. Fire’s the worst! We got smoked out of our living room and are hiding in the bedroom…The Husband tried to put it out with water, but that seems to have only increased its powers…
+ hot chocolate and marshmallows + flannel pajamas ALMOST makes up for the fact that I get to spend my Saturday night grading essays…
The fire is so delightful, etc etc (but really! It is!)
no no no no nononononononononoooooo
Okay, I know this is a bit of a departure from what I normally post, but WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?!?!?
wordfulwonderlous asked: John, what is your opinion on The Picture of Dorian Gray?
It never gets old.
Do you think Vincent is super sad that they didn’t let him reprise his Greatest Role?
Okay, NOW I’m excited to have a baby…
(courtesy of Kate…go buy her book!)