Spring! Dessert! Only took til 10:30 at night to make it! :-/

Spring! Dessert! Only took til 10:30 at night to make it! :-/

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She’s useless without her morning joe! ☕️

She’s useless without her morning joe! ☕️

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Originally Posted By allcreatures

allcreatures:


Jimmel, an owl-faced monkey, keeps a watchful eye out as she protects her one-month old baby

Picture: YVES HERMAN/REUTERS (via Pictures of the day: 11 April 2014 - Telegraph)

GPOY

allcreatures:

Jimmel, an owl-faced monkey, keeps a watchful eye out as she protects her one-month old baby

Picture: YVES HERMAN/REUTERS (via Pictures of the day: 11 April 2014 - Telegraph)

GPOY

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Recovering from a rough night…?

Recovering from a rough night…?

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Hard at work…

Hard at work…

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Nobody puts Baby in the corner! Except for Baby herself…

Nobody puts Baby in the corner! Except for Baby herself…

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She’s got a little bit of a ‘tude…her cousin was just trying to say hi!

She’s got a little bit of a ‘tude…her cousin was just trying to say hi!

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Baby’s first Dante

Baby’s first Dante

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Who is this strange Asian baby we seem to have produced?

Who is this strange Asian baby we seem to have produced?

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I’ve conclusively proved that babies do NOT come in via stork, but this ominously swinging structure outside my hospital room makes me think I was right about going out via crane….

I’ve conclusively proved that babies do NOT come in via stork, but this ominously swinging structure outside my hospital room makes me think I was right about going out via crane….

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My freshman year roommate once (ha, “once”) took adderall to help her write a paper. She retreated into our bedroom, only to emerge 15 or 20 minutes later to announce, giddily, that she was “so excited to write this paper.” She then repeated this process for a while (sometimes changing the phrasing, but not the sentiment) for several hours.

She…did not write a very good paper.

The point is, I’ve basically been feeling that way all week about working on my book again. (Sorry, I mean: “working” on my “book” “again”). Except, instead of adderall, I have…Bones? 

It’s hard to say which of us made/is making the more foolish decision.

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Originally Posted By tastefullyoffensive

allcapsornocaps:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows [boredpanda]

Previously: Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

the people in my family use each other as pillows. the best part of falling asleep in the living room is a warm human pillow and the gentle murmur of the tv.

This is a very important post.

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Siri and I are having some communication problems.

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Originally Posted By caragh

caragh:


I would like to raise awareness for people who can’t open their mouths wide.
Every sandwich order ends in bullshit. I can never get burritos, only burrito bowls. I cannot attend taco parties.

Sigh. It’s all so trueeeeee

caragh:

I would like to raise awareness for people who can’t open their mouths wide.

Every sandwich order ends in bullshit. I can never get burritos, only burrito bowls. I cannot attend taco parties.

Sigh. It’s all so trueeeeee

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