Well, that’s embarrassing.

I recently remembered that I have a google analytics account. (Is that even the right term? can one even have such an account? Whatever. The point is, I have the google thing that tells me how many people are looking at my tumblr)

I rarely look at my google analytics account (or whatever), because there’s no point: “1.2 people have looked at your blog for less than 5 seconds in the past two months! Are you interested in monetizing your blog? haha, don’t bother!” But, because I remembered I have such a thing, I decided to look at it today. And it has a new feature! That lets me see who’s looking at my blog right now! So, after staring at the “0 active visitors on site” alert for a bit, I got bored and started to hunt around. I found out that one person spent 10 minutes looking at my blog today!

So exciting!

Who could this person be? How did they find me? Do they find me super charming and entertaining? Will we be best friends?

Oh. Wait. No. I opened my blog today, and then forgot the window was open for a bit.

Nevermind.

It is fun to see what bizarre google searches bring those 1.2 people to my site for half a second though. At least I still have that!